David Takes On: The Best Post Ever

My god, how could I have been so stupid?

How could I have let this slide through the cracks?

Listen, people: you know what I love, more than atheism, America, and RickRolling?

Sandwiches.

Let's begin! For starters, I just had an Amazing Brainstorm™, and probably ate the most delicious sandwich I've ever put in my mouth.

The Chicken Fajita Sandwich (more or less):

Two slices of bread (your choice, really. I used 7-Grain Whole Wheat and was pleasantly surprised, though I think Sourdough might have been a good decision too)
Roughly 3 oz. pre-cooked fajita chicken meat (I used Tyson)
A healthy handful of shredded cheese (I used Cheddar, as I had nothing milder, still came out good)
1/8 onion, diced (but not too small. Keep those chunks in there)
2 oz. canned green chile

So I put everything into a bowl, first off, and hucked it into a pan at medium/low heat. This was a bit of a mistake, since the cheese started to melt FUCKING IMMEDIATELY and the chicken had barely any time to warm up. So, we can make the reasonable conclusion that we should warm the chicken first, then throw everything else in. After that, stir the concotion about until everything is mixed up in everything else, then remove it from heat. Stir it so the cheese doesn't solidify on you, then put that masterpiece between the slices of bread. Next time, I'm going to toast the bread as I warm the chicken, so everything dovetails a little better.

Makes one totally awesome sandwich.

Seriously, I am a goddamned culinary genius. The sandwich possibilities are limitless. I will totally post more as I get around to making them.